many faces of magnificent minnie...

(with an assist from me). Hello little happy friday kitty cats! It's the weekend, superfab! Can you sense my excitement through my excessive use of exclamation points?! yes! hurrah! 

So here is a great way to start your weekend- as Minnie is the cutest loveliest cuddliest most kawaii dog ever, and she fills everyone with happiness take look at many many pictures of how adorbz she is (with silly faces from me in the background). Let yourself be consumed by overwhelming love for her, and annoyance for how ridiculous I am for taking a bazillion pictures of my dog. But I just can't even begin to express my feelings for this little person, well those of you with a pet will hopefully understand. Anyway, I'll stop this now. I hope you all have an amazing weekend. And if your pet/lover/child/vodka/pizza is next to you right now, give them a kiss and tell them how much you love having them in your life. 

Shit just got real!

Yeah...that's right... there is a seriously angry lemon situation rocking out in my kitchen. It's like the Liz Lemon of Lemons. Serious el Tejon badger Liz Lemon face. 

Like this: 

See what I mean? 

Quick palate cleanser- Here is Minnie being freaking adorable in the sun this morning - 

In other exciting news - tonight is the opening of a brilliant new space called ΑΙΩΝΕΣ, which is part antique shop, part cafe/bar created by the awesome Istoria (aka Lydia Mandridou aka my Vomgal-in-crime) You can find more info on the event here  -check it out.  

So I look forward to seeing people out tonight for drunken funtimes, and hopefully I will have exciting debauched vomit related stories to share with you all tomorrow. 

Peace&Love

aaaaand we're back

Hola kitties, how goes it in the miserable weather? What a bummer having an awesome bank holiday yesterday, only for it to be shrouded in dust (dussst, bit of dusssttt?) clouds, and no hint of beach time. Even bigger bummer, waking up today to rain, rain, and oh what's that...some more rain. Don't get me wrong, I like me some moody weather, but it is not in the slightest bit conducive to my working day. It isn't exactly fun to tramp around from shop to shop while getting soaked, carrying a million bags and getting sprayed by careless drivers. Oh well, let's look at some happier times - This is my April

ohhhhhh so cuttte

omg even more cuttteeee 

mmmm ate lots of yummy amazing birthday cake 

stelz being awesome

ice cold beer - one of the best things in life

pretty crisp spring days, so hubba

moody looking days about town 

nights out that turn into early misty mornings.

the happiness of knowing there are other naughty late night kitties out there too (not naming names) 

oh how delightful...nature...yeah it's pretty and whatnot. 

yeah i gots a pup in my hoody what of it? 

fun fun in the sun! 

zara got her boobs out in the park - shocker - but she did it for baby jeezus. 

and then this happened... we're still getting over it.  

had bike ride adventures and stumbled upon magical objects

had drunk adventures and was gifted awesome objects

got to hang out on the dock while doing Cosmo editorial

some are hard at work while I mess around and take pictures

oh so pretty

my lovely model for the day

my lovely companions for the day

Ok must go, wine is calling out to me..."shona" it's saying, "shona, come drink me, I've missed you so much, you've been neglecting me of late and we need to rectify the situation" (in a French accent)

Peace&Love

Shut the Front Door!

Ooops... I wrote this a while ago and forgot to publish it! mah bad! please enjoy anyhow, and I promise a new new post asap. xoxo

I WAS NOT HUNGOVER THIS WEEKEND... So deeply impressive no? And for those of you thinking, oh she probably just didn't go anywhere and therefore wasn't tempted by the evils of alcohol... I did go out. And pretty hardcore styley too... party party, dj-ing, klubd-ing...and NO drunken Shona antics! I didn't have to apologise to anyone the next morning, I didn't feel the prickle of shame due to unfortunate drunk texts, I didn't make-out with random inappropriate people, and I didn't wake up in a puddle of my own vom. I went out, I drank in moderation, I danced my ass off, I dj-ed at an awesome party, ate a delicious roast dinner, I had a great time with my friends, I went home at sunrise. All in all, it was way more amazing then it could have been if I had been smashed, so I think this is a great new chapter in the world of vOMGal. I might have to pass my Queen of the Vomitation Nation over to someone else... watch out. 

Here are some shots from my sober week of brilliance-

Minnie mooooo

Where can I gets me a car shark thingy??!

awwwwyeaaaahhhhhh! Feeling the R-Gos Love

Stylish Monkey

ohhhh silly vOMGal

What posssserrrsss

I ate Minnie fur

Kitty!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 

Nas being amazingly gorgeous 

Hipster Hipstamatic shot. 

My DJ vOMGal outfit

party cake!

Teddy Westside is awesome

And he takes cake cutting very seriously (as it should be!)

Some party Awesome-ness...

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A fine gentleman in Tasty's at 5.30am. Who says you have to leave your bottle in the club??

First time I went to bed at sunrise in months.  

Best Sunday Breakfast Ever courtesy of Elz Twinkles! 

Most adorbz dog in the WORLD I think...

Here are some shots of my third favourite photographer Stellaaaarraaaaa.... mwaaah!

Aaaaahhh Hipster Minnnieee