aaaaand we're back

Hola kitties, how goes it in the miserable weather? What a bummer having an awesome bank holiday yesterday, only for it to be shrouded in dust (dussst, bit of dusssttt?) clouds, and no hint of beach time. Even bigger bummer, waking up today to rain, rain, and oh what's that...some more rain. Don't get me wrong, I like me some moody weather, but it is not in the slightest bit conducive to my working day. It isn't exactly fun to tramp around from shop to shop while getting soaked, carrying a million bags and getting sprayed by careless drivers. Oh well, let's look at some happier times - This is my April

ohhhhhh so cuttte

omg even more cuttteeee 

mmmm ate lots of yummy amazing birthday cake 

stelz being awesome

ice cold beer - one of the best things in life

pretty crisp spring days, so hubba

moody looking days about town 

nights out that turn into early misty mornings.

the happiness of knowing there are other naughty late night kitties out there too (not naming names) 

oh how delightful...nature...yeah it's pretty and whatnot. 

yeah i gots a pup in my hoody what of it? 

fun fun in the sun! 

zara got her boobs out in the park - shocker - but she did it for baby jeezus. 

and then this happened... we're still getting over it.  

had bike ride adventures and stumbled upon magical objects

had drunk adventures and was gifted awesome objects

got to hang out on the dock while doing Cosmo editorial

some are hard at work while I mess around and take pictures

oh so pretty

my lovely model for the day

my lovely companions for the day

Ok must go, wine is calling out to me..."shona" it's saying, "shona, come drink me, I've missed you so much, you've been neglecting me of late and we need to rectify the situation" (in a French accent)

Peace&Love

yeah, I know, I suck

It is really quite disheartening to always be starting posts with an apology for the lack of posts. I just haven't been in a super blogger mood and what's the point of writing if I have even less to write about than what I usually ramble about. I don't want to completely bore the shit out of you with stories of vom and inappropriate behaviour. Actually, we all know, those are the bestest stories. I should just stick to what I do best - vomming and predatoring.

To be totes honest, I have been disgustingly non vomalicious of late, one might even hint that - gasp- I'm maturing somewhat. I'm sure it wont be for long though, fret not my pretties. I've been going out more often than not, and staying up till dawn (shock! how old do I think I am??) but, I wake up non hungover, with a full recollection of the evening, and no vom in sight! It's really quite pleasant to not feel the prickle of shame when going through your sent messages the morning after a night out. I feel almost like a normalsauce, fully functioning member of society. Time to put a change to that, summer is coming, and with summer comes....VODKAMONSTERRRRRR.

Ok I'm going to try and ease myself back into frequent blogging, so I'm gonna do a few short posts to keep my, and hopefully your, interests piqued [sidebar- that's a great word isn't it?]

For today, let's start looking at what I've missed out on posting in the last TWO MONTHS of no blog time...

got home at daybreak...

can't forget about that awesome bit of ridiculousness...

Got to do a delightful pastel preppy springtime Cosmo editorial, and work with my favouritest people...

 

Oh yeah, that's me, on the wall in Costa Coffee Makariou.... no big deal.. I'm just a CELEBRITY like that...

even plastic women want to touch Stelz...

And Spring sprung, which is a delight...

 Pan and I stole Olympia Doukakis eyes...

And no month would be complete without a bit or Ry-Gos...

So that was March, come back tomorrow for April and then we will start afresh with May, frequent postings, as many adventures as possible, and always, some shenanigans.

Peace&Love&HappyNewMonth