Showing posts with label Dolce and Gabbana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dolce and Gabbana. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

mmmbackstage

I think it's been rather a long while since I've done a photo-shoot related post, so here we go. This serves mainly to remind you that I actually do work and don't just spend my time jet-setting to far-flung places and being generally amazeballs. A couple of weeks ago I had the pleasure of shooting the actor Marios Demetriou for the upcoming issue of Omikron Magazine. It was a fun shoot as we got to be really random and outlandish and not the usual pretty/styley/perfect/posey. I had two lovely friends helping me out as extra's, and they got into character so well, as did Marios who took to his villainous role with exceptional ease. I was also blown away by my make up artist of the day, Crystal Michael, who I had the pleasure of working with for the first time. She really brought the characters to life and complemented the styling perfectly. Also, I found a giraffe. So that was cool too. 
Hope you enjoy the pics and check out the full shoot in the next Omikron


Tuesday, 25 October 2011

This is NOT about Ryan Gosling...

In case anyone is still reading this blog, after the OBSCENE amount of Ryan Gosling featured yesterday let's go for something a little more normalsauce today, yeah?

Recently I have been thinking about aging, due to the fact that I have been working on a cool project for Omikron where we take some known faces from tv/media/society and use mad awesome make-up skillz to age them...you know...just for shits and giggles.
So one of our subjects, sitting there having her make up done, is discussing the clothes with me and looking pretty worried about it all. I guess in her mind, us aging her meant that we would dress her in a shapeless, tasteless sack. Obviously, as soon as I whipped out the gorgeous Dolce and Gabbana outfit, her fears were allayed. But it got me thinking about her reasoning; does she feel that aging implies one loses their style, their identity, their poise? I feel the total opposite, surely as you get older you become more confident in who you are, self assured and generally KICK ASS? Now, that's not to say that I am thrilled at the thought of wrinkles, sagging and well, the inevitable- death, but I am willing to see the positives there too.
I know I definitely can't wait to be old enough that it is completely acceptable to act totally bat shit crazy, and people just roll their eyes and whisper to each other that you should be committed to a home.

Another bonus - free travel in London for over 60's!

Annnnddd lets take a look at some pictures while I am still somewhat compos mentis.

Minnie makes her first trip to Dolce
The aging process in action
backstage shots
Minnie enjoying the sun in the studio
She is just too cute 
Monkey falls asleep on the job. Lucky Minnie is on the ball
More Minnie Loving! 
So then after shooting, I thought the best way to celebrate my youth was to go out and party my pert(ish) backside off... so I did... and here are my lovely friends at the end of the night, little worse for wear but delightful anyway!





And then I continued my excitement for life and all its awesomeness while walking Minnie and taking in my neighbourhood. There is something so simple beautiful about blue sky, green trees, and bougainvillea. And you know me and nature are only on so-so terms...so this is a big deal for me to admit to - But I really do love it.






 And this is just GROSS (but at least he is smiling)
 Peace&Love&LittleCookedPigs!

  

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

new and improved blog!

... i tried to lure you in with a promise of excitement in the title...but it was a decoy, a decoy! ha! ha!

Sorry, it has been a long day of possibly inhaling large quantities of an unknown toxin (accidentally by the way) while shooting in the studio, so my mind is a little fuzzy still. Anyway the newness of which I refer is in the blog title... I finally decided on a name. It came to me in a rush of clarity through the haze of poisonous gasses... so it must be good. No no, just messing, it was one of those middle of the night, drifting to sleep ideas that pop into your head and you usually forget, except luckily I wrote it down. Hurrah!

So the official title is based on the main points of topic that I seem to delve into while rambling -
Models - cause you know, I look at them, style them, and occasionally touch them innappropriately (JOKES! it's always upsettingly appropriate)
Monster - mmmmmmm monster. yum. I actually picked up a can the other day before a long shoot to get that extra little bit of monster GRRRR energy...and I had to use my other more sane hand (its the right one btw) to forcibly remove the can from my basket and put it back. But monster (grr) will always be an important part of my life and my blog.
Minnie - aw minnie moooo. Can't really get through much without my little dog. She is just too awesome and adorable (and luckily named) to not star in the title
Me- well... you know, I'm alright and what not... Don't like to big myself up too much...so i'll just have a little end credit whatevz.

Ok lets have some visualisations of my week so far... unfortunately no hot men yet... bummer... but please keep reading and I promise more nudity to come soon...

omgeeeee its a teeny tiny minnnnieeee 

yoga ladies in the park flashing bum

minnie had a very happy puppy playdate 

then i got drunk with AWESOME flashy glasses that changed colour

and then there were lights...

that also changed colour...

clearly i was drunk as they captured my attention 

for quite a long time... 

but then there was a DONKEY and i was like...pppfff lights, who gives an eff, lets play with the donkey instead! 

i was very hungover the next day but i did see this lovely sky which helped my recovery somewhat

very amused that someone called their bar miou...like a little cat... 

IS THIS THE NEW MONSTER?!?! just kidding, there is only ONE monster for me. But I did discover "Russian Power" in the health food section so maybe it's the better option... somehow im guessing not so much... 

man in front of me is clearly gearing up for a dirty night... all he bought was wine and three cans of Axe deodorant 

Today I took Minnie to work with me in the studio 

and thought it would be HILARIOUS to make her stand in these AMAZEBALLS Dolce sequin brogues (which i very badly want by the way)...

see..so it looks like she has little shoes on... i am funny no? 

or maybe the gas was starting to get to me, Liz Lemon style (30 rock, season 5 episode 20)

but then she kept her little paws in there so maybe she liked it...or maybe the gas was getting to her too.



must sleep now....


Peace&love&toxicfumes


Thursday, 13 October 2011

oh woops, forgot you were there...

oh my days. I completely forgot I have blog-responsibilities to maintain. I got caught up in the regular routine of life and work, and no beach or loucheness, and suddenly weeks have gone by with no blogging. So let's see if I remember how this works...

In the last few weeks I have fallen into a pretty nice little cycle of work, home, gym, zumba, little drink, friends, work, shoots, gym, drink drink, gym (I don't actually drink while at the gym, although that might be a genius way to multi-task). I have done some awesome shoots that I am very proud of, and some that I think were not so awesome, but i'll use as a good push to work harder. I have enjoyed a bit of louche drunkeness, but nothing too extreme (and most shocking of all...have consumed NO monster (grrrr)). I always feel like september is kind of like the new year, a new start.  I guess I still have that feeling from school days, when you get back after the summer holidays and it's a whole lot of new; new class, new books, new shoes, new friends. I always like that feeling for the first few weeks, while it's still exciting... then you realise the class just got painted, the books are shit, your shoes are scuffed, and your old friends were better. And everything is exactly the same as before. Melancholy childhood much?

This september, instead of giving up on the newness, the change, the enthusiasm, I'm going to keep pushing it and see where it goes. So far, it is going well... I have been sticking to my working out program and really loving it (I have these things called "triceps", very new, very exciting), I still can't fit into my super-skinny jeans, and shouted at my trainer that I haven't lost any kg's...he says thats because I'm turning my fat into muscle which weighs more... I told him I work in fashion so my muscle needs to be skinny but apparently it doesn't work like that.

Also, my almost-but-not-quite-full-blown-alcoholism has really been knocked to the curb. I now limit myself to minimal quantities, unless it is a special occasion and then all bets are off. I feel somewhat more boring, but a lot less full of shame when I wake up the next day and have to apologise to lots of people for my "hilarious" drunken behaviour.

Monkey and I shook up our energy this weekend when we re-vamped the house completely. Threw out loads of old stuff, moved everything around, it is a whole new house. As you may or may not know about me, I am not a huge believer in things like changing energy and all that hippy whatnot... sorry.. but call me converted. The energy in our house shifted so much it is a totally different environment, and it really cleared a lot shit out of my head so I have been feeling super awesome this week.

Anyway lets have some visuals!


i play with cutest baby evvvver
maawwwhhh he sleeps on me
pan got intimate with model girls in my kitchen

and they flash some boob woopwoop

i make them do silly things while changing outfits
pan does silly things all by himself (while eating SushiLa yumyumyum)
PookieTwin is not boss-eyed
we get lunch drunk (the best kind)
which leads me to trying on dresses in Dolce and Gabbana
Then I get drunk at the beerfest
so drunk i was out of focus
and smoked a stranger's pipe.
Then Pookie and I got new tattoo's! yey! 
ssshhhaaaaaarkkkkk
I rocked out in my leopard print trousers finally! I love them with all the blues on my wrist

i like my accessories

shhhhaaaaarrrkkkk

another shaaaarrrrkkkk
Then it was time for Margarita's birthday party, which is always a very fabulous and random night every year... This year's theme was a Madagascan Ball for Fairies, Dictators and Wild Creatures of the Subconscious...awesome or what?!? So I went as an excommunicated dictator Princess, daughter of the Splendid Queen Ranavalona the Cruel.    

i was excommunicated cause im full of angst
but i still dress like a princess
and also make awesomely mystical head-dresses for the Queen
The Queen
lots of bling bling innit
Family Portrait
This is my dead aunt
"monster grrrrrrr"
yeeeeeyyyyy i am reunited with my love
lovelovelove these shoes and this amazing table. if anyone wants to give me a lovely gift for no reason...they are from Spotlight boutique (28th october street) 

This i MUSTHAVE...Givenchy SHARK TOOTH necklace! 

spot the minnie?

LOOK AT THIS MADNESS!!! my foot is on the left...my model's foot is on the right.... three stars on each....creeeeepy. 

new living room awesomenessss

they say over time, married couples start to merge into one being... 

My Princess and her little Prince 

round two of spot the minnie? 

Pan

This picture is for my dear Teddy Westside x

Me by Pan
hahaha

bearded model. sneak preview for next month's Icon magazine. 
awesomeness. i like edible props
As with all our shoots, we got up to our usual tomfoolery. Not that we need an excuse, but at least we had an actual child today to use as subterfuge to play on the swings and eat noodles. Here is Pan and Princess Tera swinging... on swings.  






 And then we got back to work...obv
the gang hard at work 
Thanks so much for sticking around and reading my ramblings, I will  endeavor to be more frequent in my postings. 

Peace&love&beardedmen