σιδεβοοβ VS υνδερβοοβ

As you all know I am more than a little partial to flashing the σιδεβοοβ, my most flattering boob angle. However, it has come to my attention that 2013 seems to be over the σιδεβοοβ, and totes into the υνδερβοοβ. From celebrities in designer dresses on the red carpet, to chubbster teens in crop-tops (no one needs to see that much of you love, buy a bigger top), the υνδερβοοβ phenomenon is sweeping the world. And I'm totes not down with it.

For me, the appeal of the σιδεβοοβ is its' subtlety (when executed correctly). It is sexualizing an area of a woman's body which isn't usually on show, it is a hint of skin, an understated crescent of boob. I feel much more confident and sexy with a hint of σιδεβοοβ on show rather than the mainstream "full cleave" (probably because that's a look that I can't achieve without a lot of push-up help). So I really can't comprehend the attraction of the υνδερβοοβ, it kind of just looks like your boobs are one small bounce away from breaking free out the bottom of your top. Plus, you need to have pretty pert perfect boobs to be able to accomplish the look with any degree of subtlety. But I guess this look isn't so much about being subtle. It's more like, hey, look at my boobs, I simply didn't have enough fabric to cover them fully, and wearing a bra would just be absurd, so take a gander at my υνδερβοοβ.

The main υνδερβοοβ offender is Rihanna. I guess it's down to her flawless genes that she manages to pull off flashing boob all over town.

She's not a shy girl when it comes to υνδερβοοβ. Then you've got Beyonce on the cover of GQ (which must mean this is an actual trend, ahem)

Subtly υνδερβοοβυ 

Anyway, I feel like I've talked about boobs for far too long on a non porn-esque site. So I'll stop, and remain resolutely and staunchly in favour of the (perhaps now very passé, oh-so 2012) σιδεβοοβ. And you readers, what is your boob preference in the σιδε VS υνδερ debate? Where do you stand on this pressing and ultimately pointless discussion? Answers on a postcard 

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Wooops!

Just realised I almost forgot my post for the day, been dutifully working on my playlist for VomSharkAttack Night at New Division tomorrow night. Think it will (hopefully) be super fun and debauched, it's really the only place that I mad love playing at because people always dance and have fun, and actually seem to appreciate what I play. which is awesome. and makes me super happy.

Obviously I am no proper dj, pretty much just hit play on my i-tunes (shhhh don't tell), but it's really awesome getting a crowd of people pumped up and dancing. So I feel like that counts for something too, it's not just about being able to mix, or use vinyls or what not (don't get me wrong, I wish I could mix) but I make do with my abilities, and my side-boob. And as long as people have fun, that makes me feel like I've done a good job. (minus the times when I get shit-faced and cry/vom/leave/don't recognise my friends).

Get a little hyped with an awesomesauce song with an amazeballs video here!
See all you kitties tomorrow
Peace&Love&VomSharks 

σιδεβοοβ

Hello kittens. I'm a bit out of sorts today, but there is nothing like a bit o'side-boob to cheer oneself up. I am a mega big fan of side-boob, personally I think it's my best and most flaunted feature.
However aside from Peter Griffin's side-boob hour on PTV (Season 4, Episode 14 for trailer click here), side-boob hasn't had very much exposure (see what I did there? that was some solid wordplay).

I mean obviously now and again the odd celebrity pops up flashing a bit of the old side-boob, or in an editorial or whatnot. But I feel like it's never really gained the recognition it truly deserves,  as a kind of modern day cleavage if you will. (and on the plus side, it works out great for ladies such as myself who don't have the option of rocking a hardcore cleavage due to lack of boobage). However, all that changed last night as Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the Met Ball in a totes full-sideboobalicious Prada dress.

I mean... thats a hell of a lot of side-boob. I think when your side-boob is visible as side-boob, but from the front of your dress... that's just a little too much side-boob for my liking. Anyway I suppose now it's going to become a thing (like Angelina Jolie's thigh at the Oscars), which I guess I'm happy about as long as people respect the boundaries and rules of side-boob. I have managed to use the word side-boob 12 times in a few paragraphs so I think it might be time to stop rambling and go to bed. It's been a long and trying day. 

Peace&Love&Side-Boob