no carbs...no mid week piss up...no lounging by the pool like a louche mofo. It could only mean one thing, summer is officially over, my tan seems to have faded overnight, and I have gained 6kgs. I blame all of this on the MONSTER. Monster has ruined my life and my waist size. I literally tried to put on a pair of trousers last night AND COULD BARELY CLOSE THEM. I know some people have been appreciating my new peachy ass, and I thank you for the various squeezes, pinches and verbal compliments. But that shit just don't fly with me. So as of monday I have cut carbs drastically(so what does one eat if it's not carbs? I still don't know), no more monster (withdrawls), and reducing my alcohol intake (boring), and most extreme of all, tomorrow I have my first session with a personal trainer. WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME?!? oh yeah, my clothes don't fit after a summer of being the most louche-tastic being on the island. Daytime drinking, night-time drinking, eating, eating late night, and lying by the pool/beach does not burn too many calories I have realised the hard way. So it's time to get back to a new, improved routine.
I'll let you know how long I last.
Enough rambling, here are some delightful pictures...
|Pan and I went boating while drinking wine|
|we didn't capsize despite the wine|
|I watched sunsets in Mosfiloti|
|and tanned with Franny|
|and watched more beautiful sunsets|
|watched some boys being extreme|
|Franny posed awesomely|
|I posed stupidly (nice new Ray-Bans though right?)|
|took some scenic pictures. cause I'm artistic like|
|...or maybe not too serious. lovely footballer shoot (plus me) for Down Town magazine|
|we make such a good couple no?|
|serious monkey business. I am so happy to work with hilarious people|
|Sneak peek at Cosmopolitan fashion editorial for october|
|yes, my styling is awesome.|
|while pan's is questionable (kidddddding ish)|
|my tan is pretty much gone.|
|I make models change in the car cause I'm a bitch like that.|
|lucky she was lovely and didn't complain|
|we always turn work into fun|
|even the models get in on the longboard action (and in heels!)|
|i love nicosia|